12 signs you know you are going to have a bad day

I rocked up to work this morning at a ripe 6:30 in the morning with a red bull rattling in my stomach for breakfast. As the elevator took a slow walk to China up to my workplace I tapped my foot- annoyed. I was reminded of all the things that can ruin your day. Here a are a few:

1. When the elevator stops at every floor on your way to the penthouse.

2. While brushing your teeth you spill a drop of toothpaste- staining a perfect blouse

3. You pull your favourite outfit out the closet only to find it is creased beyond words.

4. Traffic. No other words needed.

5. A row of people taking over the entire pathway while maintaining the slowest pace of all time.

6. Taking a sip of ice-cold coffee you have left out for too long.

7. Burning your breakfast or skipping it altogether.

8. When your boss schedules you a day off but you are in port manning and cannot leave the ship (cruise ship workers will know all about this one).

9. Waking up too late to shower and- as a result- feeling disgusting all day.

10. Wearing granny panties because it is laundry day.

11. A giant zit on your face

12. Negativity from anybody, anywhere, anyplace, anytime.

1 sign you know you are going to have a good day? When your bra and panties match.